New Yorker Cartoon Captions Without Context

by robinhardwick

“But Marlene, I told you this was a swingers party!”

“My cat has has been acting strangely ever since the site went down.”

“Exquisite! Is it yours?”

“The Vet says he needs to see other owners”

“Honey, have you been taking my hormone pills?”

“So that’s what they mean by open relationships.”

“We will either be very rich or very embarrassed.”

“It looked fun in the movies!”

“Miley Cyrus?”

“May I suggest a severance package?”

“I swear Gloria, you watch too much Food Network.”

” Do you believe in love at first retweet?”