How To Put On an Improv Show

by robinhardwick

Tell everyone the show starts at eight. At 8:10pm, make sure you are still wandering around with a beer and not starting the show.

At 8:15pm, all saunter on stage wearing some variation of a flannel shirt. Make sure there is only one woman among you. More importantly, look like you don’t give a shit about being there. In fact, look annoyed.

One of you start the show without telling anyone who you are or any of your names.

Ask for a suggestion of a word. Insinuate that the audience suggestions are stupid.

If doing an Armando, tell a story either about (1) your balls (2) a time you got really drunk or (3)your first sexual experience.