When the founding fathers created the Bill of Rights, they were certainly thinking about people with reality shows.

by robinhardwick

I have a lot of pet peeves. Leaving shoes in the living room. Backing into parking spaces. But most of all, it’s the goddamn misuse of the First Amendment. Did we not learn anything from the Duck Dynasty era? Fox News anchor still uses the First Amendment excuse when talking about the firing of these bigoted twins.

So where the fuck is my reality show? I am entitled to one under the law, apparently.