‘Vanderpump Rules’ recap: Fresh meat is on the menu at Sur

by robinhardwick

Tom Schwartz and Katie Maloney

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Season 3 | Episode 7 | “New Girl, Old Grudges” | Aired Dec 15, 2014

After this week’s episode of Vanderpump Rules, I’m convinced that Lisa Vanderpump may actually be a mad scientist running a Matrix-style simulation to experiment on poor, unsuspecting, attractive people. Think about it: The cast is never seen anywhere besides Sur, Pump, and their apartments. They have the occasional restaurant/bar, but Lisa could have the power to whip up that setting real quickly after owning so many restaurants.

Second, the gang acts in a way that is completely contrary to any sort of common sense or human decency, yet Lisa still keeps them inside her “experiment.” Occasionally, she’ll throw a new person into the simulation chamber, just to shake things up and see how the others react—kind of like throwing a live mouse into a cage with a snake.

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